Hot Toasters – “Fish and Doctor” 7”
Drag City, 1994
Acquired: Love Garden Shotgun Room, 2008
Price: $.25
Hot Toasters hail from Japan and they are very clearly insane.
In the best way. Japan is a strange and fascinating place. How would you feel
if your country lived in isolation from the rest of the world up until 200 some
odd years ago? You would probably be weird too. Over the years, I have had
Japanese music and culture ruined for me by some really insufferable
Japanophiles and I have only recently opened up my borders for things Japanese
(i.e. Sushi, Haruki Murakami, anime, Japanese Baseball (which is fascinating
and way more grueling than the American Pastime by the way)). I’ve always loved
the great Japanese filmmakers, but that was always the exception (and Guitar
Wolf, but Guitar Wolf sort of transcend national heritage). Still, my intake of
Japanese music is very very limited. The “Fish and Doctor” 7” was Hot Toasters’
sole release, and it’s really a crying shame that they didn’t do more because
this 7” is drop dead awesome. I don’t know if I’ve ever heard a band navigate
multiple genres within the same song with such ease. “Fish and Doctor” mostly
plays like a jaunty, almost folksy pop song that devolves into guttural, sludgy
metal halfway through before returning to the sweet, jet setting pop and then
blending the two together in a really fun way by the end. It’s fun, it’s silly,
it’s great music. “YUKIWATARI” has a bit of a ska flavor to it provided by
trumpet/saxophone/accordion, and while it’s more straightforward than “Fish and
Doctor,” with more lighthearted pop verses and punky choruses until the whole
fucking thing melts down at the end in a wash of guitars, bass and skronky
saxophones and horse-like screams. Awesome. The other b-side, “Milk,” rolls out
the metal chops once more and once more blends them with the various elements
that comprise the 7”s other tracks. There’s a weird sax solo in the directly
after a minute of pummeling metal chords before the song morphs into a big,
catchy indie rock song. It’s unselfconscious genre bending, which is really the
only kind of genre bending I can appreciate, and after listening to this 7” a
few times I’m legitimately sad that this is all the Hot Toasters I’m ever gonna
get.
"Yukiwatari"

