Say Anything – Hebrews
Equal Vision, 2014
Hebrews needs to
be held up as a perfect example of when good intentions and great ambition
produce incredibly problematic results. Usually an album that succeeds
occasionally does so on a song-by-song basis, but Hebrews can go from awesome to awful at a moments notice. A track
with a terrible verse can have an incredibly satisfying chorus (“Kall Me
Kubrick”) and vice versa. Max Bemis can make his voice sound impassioned and
insane (not the good kind) from second to second. It’s just troublesome because
you can tell he is very into the
words he is spewing. It’s all incredibly personal, but there are WAY too many
references to pissing and too many silly lines that make this lyrics sheet feel
like a stream of consciousness word salad that Bemis never bothered to whittle
into strong songwriting. Bemis’ occasionally grating vocals make the worst
lines particularly agonizing, but hey, that’s part of the experience. I guess.
The decision to replace the band’s usual guitars with a
goddamn orchestra is a bold one, and while it somehow makes the record less dynamic, it’s at least an
interesting move. An iffy one, but points for trying. It definitely sounds like
fun was being had, and if this breaking out of the comfort zone helps the band
make a better follow-up, that’s fine, but overall Hebrews feels misguided. Or maybe this is just Say Anything. I
should probably confess that I haven’t listened to a one of their albums since
their breakout 2004 gem …Is a Real Boy
and while I wasn’t exactly expecting the music here to match the emo-heavy
pop-punk of that album, I think I expected more restraint (I just spent a half
hour getting caught up on the band’s singles from the last 10 years and
goddamnit, another mixed bag. I particularly liked “Shiksa (Girlfriend)” and
thought “Baby Girl, I’m a Blur” was some of the most neutered, watered down
shit I have ever heard, which is insane since not only are these tracks on the
same album, they’re sequenced side by side). Bemis comes across as a guy with a
lot of interesting things to say but lacks a way to articulate the shit in his
head in a way that makes it meaningful. It’s obvious he’s a deep dude who
grapples with faith, love, new fatherhood, and culture on a regular basis and
he’s very endearing, but some of this shit is just embarrassingly bad. He even
sings the line “Some say I’ve lost my touch at crafting Say Anything songs” on
“Lost My Touch.” The line is supposed to be a stab at the critics, but might be
a more personally self-critical.
Now that I’m done pissing in this records mouth (seriously,
the references to mouthpissing on this album are infectious), I should note
that while Hebrews is a total mess,
there are some really terrific moments. Namely Hebrews’ showstopping standout “The Shape of Love to Come”
(featuring ethereal backing vocals from Bemis’ wife Sherri Dupree-Bemis, who is
all over this album in voice and subject matter as you’d expect) which caught
me off guard. Probably because it’s the most restrained track on the record:
the one where Bemis really reigns in all of his bad tendencies towards
theatricality and gets to the meat of something meaningful. It’s an incredible
sweet love song punctuated by huge, melodramatic strings. Another boon for Hebrews is the fantastic array of guest
vocalists Say Anything were able to wrangle. Gareth and Kim Campesinos from Los
Campesinos!, Chris Conley of Saves the Day, Matt Pryor of the Get Up Kids,
Aaron Weiss of mewithoutyou, and Bob Nanna of Hey Mercedes make up a rogues
gallery of emo greatness, so that’s a plus, but damnit if they can’t find
anything more meaningful for most of these people to do than sing backing
vocals. It’s the thought that counts, but the problems with Hebrews are systemic. Still, it’s better
to be overly ambitious and fail than to be some soulless alternative rock radio
band and even though this record is full of groan-worthy moments, it’s at least
an album I can respect.
"Judas Decapitation"
"Nibble Nibble"
Stray
Observations:
* Given Bemis’ love of theatricality, Hebrews
would make a better one man show on Broadway than a music album.
* “American indie rock is a game of pricks!” Ha!
* The orchestral music is actually quite beautiful at times,
particularly on “Kall Me Kubrick,” which unfortunately devolves into Bemis
saying the word “Swastika” a hundred times with a mouth full of marshmallows. The
line “let the Bemis die alone” is just one example of the painful
self-awareness that haunts Hebrews
* “She moved to Italy with Johnny Depp/ He swooped in quick
on his jet when he left.” Oof.
* Bemis’ biggest examination of his Jewish heritage, “Push,”
strikes a nice balance between theatricality and restraint. The song gets a
little histronic towards the end, but it’s as forgivable as any of the other
faults with Hebrews because at least
it’s impassioned.
* Hell, maybe the lack of guitars was the problem all along. The guitars come flooding back in on closer "Nibble Nibble" and they do a fine job balancing the whole affair in a way that I wish the whole album sounded like that song. But I understand. Every band has to do a record that sounds totally unlike their other albums. Destroyer's Your Blues, Kanye West's 808s and Heartbreak, the as of yet unwritten album I'm going to write composed of samples of drops of blood falling into a bowl of my own tears.